* { padding: 0; margin: 0; }
body, html {
  min-height: 100vh;
}
@font-face {
  font-family: ComicMono;
  src: url(ComicMono.ttf);
}
body {
  background-color: #f5f5f5;
  width: 100vw;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 0;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  background-image: linear-gradient(#ccc 1px, transparent 1px);
  background-size: 30px 50px;
  border-left: 2px solid #ffaa9f;
  margin-left: 50px;
}
.content {
  color: #555;
  font-size: 22px;
  padding: 0 !important;
  width: 100vw;
  font-family: ComicMono;
}
.content * {
  list-style: none;
  /*text-indent: 50px;*/
  height: 50px;
  /*white-space: nowrap;*/
  display: flex;
  align-items: flex-end;
  margin-right: 50px;
}
.content h1, p, a {
  justify-content: center;
}
.small {
  font-size: 1rem;
  align-items: flex-start !important;
}
.content img {
  height: 200px;
  margin-left: auto;
  margin-right: auto;
}
.tape {
  margin-left: auto;
  margin-right: auto;
  height: auto;
  padding-top: 25px;
  padding-bottom: 25px;
}
.tape:before {
  content: "";
  height: 25px;
  width: 80px;
  position: absolute;
  /* bad css time */
  left: calc(50vw - 85px);
  margin-bottom: 180px;
  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, .75);
  transform: translateX(-30%) translateY(10%) rotate(-45deg);
}
.tape:after {
  content: "";
  height: 25px;
  width: 80px;
  position: absolute;
  /* bad css time */
  left: calc(50vw - 93px + 200px);
  margin-bottom: 180px;
  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, .75);
  transform: translateX(-30%) translateY(10%) rotate(45deg);
}
.tape2 {
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
}
.tape2:before {
  content: "";
  height: 25px;
  width: 80px;
  position: absolute;
  /* bad css time */
  left: calc(50vw - 85px);
  margin-bottom: 0px;
  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, .75);
  transform: translateX(-30%) translateY(10%) rotate(45deg);
}
.tape2:after {
  content: "";
  height: 25px;
  width: 80px;
  position: absolute;
  /* bad css time */
  left: calc(50vw - 93px + 200px);
  margin-bottom: 0px;
  background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, .75);
  transform: translateX(-30%) translateY(10%) rotate(-45deg);
}